Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I really should go to bed...

"Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight!" I have no idea why this shit comes into my mind. Guess that when the mind is like a sieve, random shit just comes in. I am running on vapors now...

But just imagine how surprised she would be if you stood on top of the bed and began to say the words, "Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats Hooooooo!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Stolen Magritte Painting is Worth...some money.

You probably already read that this 1948 painting by Rene Magritte was stolen. "Olympia" is a painting of he late artist's wife, and was taken in broad daylight by two men, at least one of which was armed with a gun of some sort. And that is about where the clarity of the story ends. The big mystery is what it is worth. The BBC says it is worth £675,000 (about $1.07m) and was taken by two men, one of who was armed. The NY Times quotes the Guardian as saying the painting is worth about $1.1m and that both of the men were armed. But I just read the Guardian and they say it is worth £2.75m, or $4.4m! (That's €3m if you give a flying squirrel). The Guardian does agree that it was stolen by two armed men.

Here are some alleged facts:
On Thursday morning just after 10am, a man rang the doorbell of the museum (used to be Magritte's house) to ask if visiting hours had started. The man then pointed a gun at the museum attendant while an accomplice went inside. The thieves made museum workers and visitors kneel in a courtyard (or lay down in the grass depending on who you believe) while they escaped on foot with the painting.

The funniest comment I have read so far was, "Magritte's wife never should have let him paint that nude picture. Now that it has been stolen, it will be all over the Internet and Facebook and all her friends will see it!"

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Safari? Germany? What? Who?!

Hi there! I was just looking at Google Analytics today. Fun tool it is! I see that people visit our site from the US, Japan and the UK, but that makes sense because we have friends in all of these countries. But Brazil? France? Germany? Who are you guys? What do you do? Did you come here to read about motorcycles? watches? Rammstein? Or on a jaunt from Googling the words "Japan+bastard"? What? We are interested! Say hi and make friends!

Also, some visitors are using Opera, Chrome...Safari?! Who uses Safari? It doesn't matter if we don't know you, speak up and be known.
If I could, I would give you some cookies and a cup of coffee when you stop by, but they don't fit through the LAN cable well...the chocolate chips get stuck you know. At any rate, feel free to say hi. I go by Kaze, and Ty, Bee and a scary clown-zombie fella is in here too. Who are you?
(If you have a blog/website feel free to post the URL.)

このサイトに思ったより色んな人が見にくるらしいねん。驚いた。今さきGoogle Analyticsという無料 Web 解析サービスを見ていて、ドイツ、ブラジル、フランス後勿論日本やアメリカの人がネット検索とかで見にきているらしい。でも知らない人(まぁ、知っている人も?)なかなかコメントしないねぇ。そりゃ残念けど分かるよ。うちの話ばっかするからいうことないんちゃうかな?エエでぇ?言いたいことが有ればご自由に書いてください。先英語にも書いたが見にくるお客さんにおやつとかあげたいと思うのになぁ、ネットからは通されへん。気持ちだけ貰って下さい。しかし、誰かがSafariというブラウザーを使っているね?しかもぼくらが行ったこと無い国から見にきているね。誰?自己紹介してください。因みに自分もブログあればURLも下さい。オレはカゼじゃ。宜しくピース。

Friday, September 25, 2009

Snake Legs

Hmmm...hanging out with the baby in the morning and watching Japanese kid's t.v. is educational.

Apparently in ancient China, there were a couple of dudes who made up a drinking game. Whoever could draw a snake the fastest got to drink the booze. One guy was super fast and was finished way quicker than the others. He was puffed up with pride because he was done first, and while waiting on his slow-poke buddy began to add details to his drawing to make it even better. In a moment the other guy pronounced himself winner. The first fella said, "You have got to be kidding, I finished way before you did" the second guy said, "Yeah, but then you went back and drew legs on it dumbass. Snakes have no legs, so I win!"

From this story the Japanese get the expression 蛇足 (da soku) which literally translates as "Snake Legs" but means making a mistake due to being cocky.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I DID IT,!!!!!!!......I fucking did it.......

(thinking of the money I wasnt going to bid, but I did it anyway!)

I bought the 2004 TW200 for a smokin $1775.00.

It is in like new condition with only 1409 miles on the clock. Heidi was very supportive and actually talked me into it....Her knowing how much I loved Tony Montana.

Now I am going to have to remove the canopy top on my truck, buy a loading rack, and drive an hour or so to pick it up...hopefully tomorrow, but if not then....hopefully Friday on one of my only days off.

I haven't the space for it, but I may just may make space in the dining room. I figured it was just too of a good deal to pass up. I sold my 1989 TW200 with over 7000 miles on it for $1700.00, and it didn't even have disc brakes! I am taking a bit of a gamble(buying from some photos and a description), but I figure the worst-case scenario I can off it for $1500 easy all day,....um, only if I have to in the future?....which I probably won't!

...it has been ten minuets since I made the winning bid, and I just had to let you know asap. You are one-of-four, who would understand this purchase (Kaze, Heidi, Russ, and my Mom).

Street tires are in my mind for it at this time and what I always wanted for Tony Montana but a street-fighter may not be the best thing for the area I am in??? The desert is calling and fat knobbies rock out there.

I will post photos when I put my special touches to it.

You can see it here..

A name is in order.....what shall it be?

Flashblock! I like it.

Lately we were talking about the page loading slowly, or even crashing on visitors to our site because of the amount of video links we post here. This especially affects computers with 500Mb of RAM or less. We don't want to scare people away from the website, but don't want to stifle our urge to share either.

The solution, and my recommendation to Firefox users, is to install FLASHBLOCK. Flashblock is an add-on for Firefox that replaces ALL Flash objects with a button. If you want to play the flash video/animation, just push the button. This will not only save browsers from crashing, but will speed up the page-load time as well. Download FLASHBLOCK for Firefox here.

PS. I do a lot of image searches, and regularly fall into My Space pages where people frequently use music players to blast tunes. I just picked out 10 random music related M.S. sites and was not inflicted with loudness once. This weapon...tool... works against all flash advertisements... bloody Travian and "Hi I'm Amber" avatar ads are HISTORY!

Monday, September 21, 2009

More Good news!!!!!!!!!

Rammstin....Da. Abber be gleckin nich das sova! ser gut und wackin cool! Never mind the bad spellin......some good news der.....more good news!!!!

WRC is back on my T.V.!!!!!!! Funny but Speed vision is not to blame. The HD "dsthd channel" is to bringer of the best TV news since 2004!!!. All 12 rounds starting Oct 4th. I am wayyyyy happy and can hardly wait!!

Other than that, I found this 2004 TW200 at an online auction, I am thinking of buying?? I regret selling Tony Montana so bad!...tis one of the funnest bikes I have ever had. I haven't space for it but it may be too good to let go for 2200.00 or less. tis at 1500.00 now with 2 days to go.....we will see.
Other news I have a two new watches in my stable. A very nice Wittnauer from the 40's. It needs a cleaning a crystal and a band, but it runs well and keeps good time. And a Helbros Countdown,...you know how I love Helbros watches) from the late 60's in perfect condition...both for cheep, under 30 bucks each on ebay.

tis all for now......

Rammstein ist wieder da!

Oh my fucking god!!!! RAMMSTEIN HAST ZURÜCKGEKEHRT!
Rammstein...is ...back. RAH!!!

Their first single is called PUSSY and I just watched the video, AND have been so gracious as to share it with YOU. Click on their ridiculous new album cover art here, and you will be able to watch it too. Very good quality, and with Mozilla's "Download helper" plug-in, you can download it too. This video will not be on MTV...ever. It features full nudity...tits, pussies, cocks, actual penetration and come shots. So, if you are of weak constitution, take your pills before watching.

The lyrics are inspired, "You have a pussy, I have a dick. So what's the problem? Let's do it quick!"

We are going to this concert...all of us.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

OMFG... COFFEE.

Breakfast. Time for COFFEE! No, this isn't going to be an educational post, like many, this is about my idiosyncratic nature. (Interesting how the 3rd definition of the word idiosyncrasy is: An unusual individual reaction to food or a drug.

I was really, really looking forward to coffee this morning. Lately my addiction has been quite out of control, and I have been imbibing massive quantities of caffeine. ...store-bought, chilled coffee-in-a-cup, jihankohi, home-brewed coffee... really ridiculous. Btw, "Jihan-kohi" is my own Nihonglish/Japanglish term for canned coffee which comes from an automatic vending machine -- or jido-hanbaiki. Since the slang for jidohanbaiki is jihanki, and coffee in Japanese is just kohii, it follows that coffee from a jihanki should just be jihan-kohi. Yes? Yes. Yeeeeees.

So anyway, yesterday I drank just jihankohi in the morning, and Nami brought me one at night when she came home, and it felt like a long time in between. That last coffee was sooo good... but gone... and by that time the shutter on the house was closed. You don't have a shutter that closes over your front door at night -- most people don't -- but you can imagine the mentality of the thing: it takes a minute or so to close. It isn't instant like a regular door. So ya think, "I had better have a good reason to open this". And so it remains closed until morning. It all comes down to this: From the time dinner was over at 7:30, until 12:30 when I finally wore myself out, I WANTED THIS COFFEE. Amazing.

During the changing of the seasons, I automatically go through a period of cutting out the excess junk intake, and apparently it has already begun in preparation for the Fall. Funny ol' self. It usually happens when I find I am drinking coffee "just because". But this morning my beloved coffee, I drink you because I missed you.

Do YOU have a coffee (etc.) addiction/withdrawal story to share?

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Video Links

Recently a couple of guys -- of what, 5 or 6 who look at this blog? -- were saying that they could not access this blog or my own because the page crashes as soon as it begins to load. YouTube links are clearly to blame, and at least half of them are mine. Two of our visitors have less than 500Mb of RAM (no, really) and a third is in Laos now where the network is still being run by an ox turning a big crank that powers the gigabyte of RAM that the entire country shares or something like that.

The solution would inhibit our off-the-cuff, knee-jerk ability to post YouTube video links -- with their ever so wonderful link tool that has perdy frame colours and all that -- and we would have to do something like linking TO the video we want people to watch... which might just be an invitation to not watch it. No disrespect intended, but many of my pals are the type to say, "If the thing you want me to look at ain't in front of my face ... well I don't have time to go following links." In short, sods with lazy net-habits who assume anything I post isn't going to be their cup-of-tea anyway. Shoot, many of those who call me friend don't even reply to half the emails I send -- but I bitterly digress. (HA!)

Should we support the 500Mb or less crowd by posting YouTube links with images rather than actual video? Or should they just get with the program and go buy some used RAM? I got 2Gb of RAM for $20 after all!

Post answers in the comment area please.

(Note: The buttons serve no purpose other than visual stimulation.)
  1. Do you have any trouble viewing this blog?
  2. No.
    Yes.

  3. How much RAM do you have?
  4. 1Gb or more
    500Mb or less

  5. Do you intend to get more?
  6. Yes.
    No.

  7. Are you in favor of "dumbing down" our video links, by linking to YouTube, etc. rather than showing the video here?
  8. No.
    Yes.

  9. What type of internet connection do you use?
  10. Cable, DSL, Wireless
    Dial-up
    Ox-driven ISP connected to my PC via garden-hose

オォ〜キニ (Thanks)

Monday, September 14, 2009

Saturday, September 12, 2009

From the Ubuntu Forum: You know you're a geek when...

- You know you're a geek when you can hold an entire conversation with friends in linux CLI talk......(i.e. 'cat /proc/lookattheassonthat!') or ('cd /pub/beer')

- You know you're a geek when you can quote every line of dialog in Spaceballs and know every movie or book the movie is spoofing in a given scene.

- ...when your multi-boot menu has a scroll bar.

- ...when you say lol instead of laughing.

- ...when You try yo get into the BIOS of your car

- ...when somebody asks you about your address, you give them: 192.12.0.140

- You know you're a geek when you've read 642 pages of a thread named "You know you're a geek when..." (this posted on the 642nd PAGE of this thread.)

- If you're friends are trying to convince their gf to do oral sex and you, instead, are trying to convince yours to install ubuntu on her PC, you're a geek.

- When you have 10 email addresses and actually use them.

- If you have NEVER bought any software.

- If you keep telling people how great Linux is every time you get the chance.

- (post #6416) ...when you read pages and pages of this thread to see how many of the characteristics you have and hoping it is most of them.

But you know you're hopeless when you read the following and understand why the final line in the code box is funny, and laugh out loud:

Quote: Originally Posted by Maheriano
You know you're a geek when you're so into some computer task that you can't break away from it so you take the laptop onto the toilet with you.

Or bring the laptop for reading material.

Quote: Originally Posted by Kopachris
Or bring the laptop for reading material.

reading material... uh huh, sure.

Quote: Originally Posted by moster
examine better word?

(carefully examine "material")
Isn't examine materia better =D

Re: You Know You're a Geek When...
*steals your materia*

Quote:
Originally Posted by GepettoBR
*steals your materia*

You need my root password to do that!

Re: You Know You're a Geek When...

sudo steals your materia


But the final proof is when you write the 6651st post and write:

Re: You know you're a geek when........
...when you make a "top ten" list of all the "you know you are a geek when" posts from this thread and post it on your blog.

...and when you edit your post to say "I am the first to post on page 666."

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Are they Mocking Me?

Ubuntu SE? Oh fuck. Come ON??! I felt I had to rewrite my earlier post about Ubuntu Christian Edition, because I found out that there were other religious Ubuntu editions, including Buddhabuntu, an Islamic Ubuntu called "Sabily", and a Ubuntu Satanic Edition. All of them can go to Hell. My major complaint is that their should be no special editions of Ubuntu for religious groups, but at least one had the courtesy to change from Ubuntu Muslim Edition to "Sabily". (Maybe they were asked to?) These special editions make me think that it must be relatively easy to take a Ubuntu and slap some extra crap onto it and call it a "new operating system".

I count 42 unofficial Ubuntu variants -- which includes Mint, the religious clones, and Hannah Montana Linux (which I refuse to link up here) and 7 official versions of Ubuntu. There were 8, but "Gobuntu" was absorbed into regular Ubuntu. I suppose the up side here is that more people seem to be using Ubuntu.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The Giant Parks of Osaka

Just a quick note here to let you know that I added another album to the family version of my Picasa web album page. There are 99 pics of us at 3 different parks that we have recently discovered.

Lack of green parks and just green in general makes Osaka a pretty harsh place to raise a family, so being able to go to places like this really makes a difference...on those days.

Nami found 2 of these by borrowing a book on Osaka parks from the library. Good idea huh?

Monday, September 7, 2009

Sunny the Scooter

Well I did it. I wrangelled a scooter into my pen. He didn't put up much of a fight and we will name him "Sunny".
I couldn't help myself......it only cost 400 bucks BRAND NEW! We live so close to things it is going to be really cool just to putt around from here to there and over there to here.
Tis got a windshield and a trunk and storage under the seat...nice....
In this state for scooters there is no helmet law, no registration, no plates to get,...tis like I bought a bicycle....weird...... in Washington state Im sure they would find a way to get some money from me on a purchase like this.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Minty Journal at Crazy Genius

EDIT: No point in writing a whole new post about Linux Mint, since none of you are likely to try using it eh? So I am just going to edit this one.

I have been testing out Linux Mint version 7 or "Gloria", on my laptop for a little over a week now, seeing for myself what it is all about, and here are my thoughts:

1. Mint would be great for Linux virgins. I would have enjoyed Mint more if I were new to Linux, but most of the credit goes to Ubuntu, which Mint is based on, for getting better since I started using it too.

2. The "big thing" about Mint is that it comes installed with propriety media codecs -- without which you get shitty little messages that say "cannot play file type". Ubuntu tries to stay 100% "open-source" so little bits that belong to some company somewhere don't come pre-installed, you gotta get them yourself. The guy who made Mint said, "Fuck it" and put them all in there so you don't have to get them yourself. Again, good for a new-comer to Linux, no big deal for a veteran.

3. Unfortunately for me, I installed Mint thinking I was going to "explore" a DIFFERENT kind of Linux from Ubuntu (Whoops!) but it is basically an Ubuntu that someone worked hard to make better in some ways. I think that it would have been better for everyone if the guy simply made Mint applications and packagesavailable in Ubuntu instead of promoting Mint as something "different" than Ubuntu. In Ubuntu, my suggestion would be the equivalent of "adding a repository" and maybe creating another desktop manager called "Mint".

4. Mint in Japanese. The day after I installed Mint, I switched over to the Japanese version. Unfortunately, when you switch to Japanese, more than half of the menu headings are in English. Some prompts are in Japanese and some are in English. Open Office switches completely over to Japanese, but to get a Japanese Firefox is a pain in the ass, even for an experienced Linux brute like yours truly. But I got it now.

5. I REALLY like the automatic update manager in Mint. It actually does rock quite a bit. I wrote about this before, but updates in Mint are rated with a "Tested-safe" to "Tested dangerous" ranking system, and you can choose whether you want to even see the "not-tested, but we are pretty sure it is safe" category. Something that I despise about the Automatic Updates in Ubuntu is that we have to UNtick all the updates we don't want, and that can be 200 or so at times.

6. I don't like Mint's desktop manager -- the part of your desktop and folders that you SEE. It is supposed to be Gnome, yet uses a KDE-esque/Windows Start menu rip-off. Part of what I like about Ubuntu is that it uses pull-down menus that make sense. Perhaps a Mac rip-off, but I like it.

7. I DO like that the Synaptic Package Manager (the thing you use to fetch all your programs) is just "Right there" in the Start Men... in the menu. If you do not use Linux, in Ubuntu and Mint both, you don't install programs via VCDs, the programs are all free and ready to install IN the thing.

Summary: If you are new to Linux, but want a good, safe system that you will like once you get the hang of it, try either Mint or Ubuntu. Personally I am already bored of Mint because it is not different enough from Ubuntu.

"bad to the bone" Another happy bike nerd????

A bike "Honda 1973 CT 90 enduro" local on ebay,.... I may buy!
I have plans on viewing it in person tomorrow......I think 7 or 800 may take it.....right now I have an offer in at 450 which goes so-far..... unanswered....wish me luck. I haven't told Heidi bout it yet.....this would make a great 12 mile rider to work, but not* a cool suprize to Heidi for sure...I wonder how I am going to do this?

Just a cool find.....

A pretty cool trailer for sure....goes well on this BMW!
Just thought you might enjoy......