
Wow. I just got back from computer hardware school – or so it seems – and since the jerk-offs who just started working next door left their flourescent lights on yet again on the 2nd floor keeping our bedroom aglow all night again, I am up and here to tell you my story...
As you may have read, my desktop computer died exactly 1 month ago. I have been using the laptop during this time, but if you spend as much time on the PC as I do, you will understand that suddenly using another PC every day is like becoming left-handed suddenly. Ok, maybe not that extreme, but it IS like getting off your 1000cc bike and going back to riding an old 750. Still good, but not as fast. Having those 2 19” monitors behind the laptop all that time made me fidgety. And so I started down the path that would find me replacing motherboards and learning how to swap out central processing units, etc.

A lesson I find difficult to learn, is that everything always costs 2-3 times more than I think it is, or than I think it is worth. This time it was the first one. But that is because I bought 3 times the parts, so that is fair. It started with me off to buy a used motherboard, but soon found that even used, a motherboard that my type of CPU and hard drive would actually FIT was a bigger task than I knew.
Point of info: Hard disc drives commonly come with either an IDE cable, or a more modern SATA cable. Mine was the older one. Even though I bought the drive just 1 year ago, they are no longer selling motherboards that connect to them. Just like you can still buy a headlight for a 66' Ford Falcon, but you cannot buy a whole new Ford Falcon. But heck, no problem! Seems that when my motherboard failed it screwed up my hard drive enough that I could not access the 200Gb partition that was my system anyway. PAPERWEIGHT!
Next, my CPU was on the old side, so the pins did not fit the newer motherboards. Even the used, newer motherboards which were 2 years old. When I bought my desktop nearly 3 years ago, it was made from used parts so...

So, on Saturday I got a used motherboard, and a more fancy dual-core CPU, along with 2Gb of RAM. Why? My old RAM was plenty, but did not quite fit either. Turn on the computer...same problem. Bought another motherboard and a SATA hard drive on Monday. That motherboard worked, but when I plugged in my graphics card (the part that lets me have two monitors) the screens were black. So, the 2nd motherboard was garbage too. On Wednesday – and I am starting to sound like the Johnny Cash song, “I Got Stripes” – I went BACK to the shop. This time, Mr. Yamaguchi, who had helped me with a great attitude the times before, brought the 3rd motherboard to the back room with me in tow, and plugged it in with my graphics card, CPU and RAM to check it. All I had to do was see that it would connect to the Internet, or not die when I turned on a program.
I now hate the term, “The 3rd Time's the Charm!” because this was the 3rd motherboard I tried before I got one that wasn't broken...and it took me THREE times to reload my operating system before Firefox wouldn't crash after loading in my Japanese language programs. Another story...

So what do I got? Not that it matters, but now at least I know what these parts are and do. I got an Elite Group A770M-A (AMD 700 chipset) motherboard, with 6 USB ports and 6 SATA drive slots, no floppy slot at all, nor on board video card, but a PC Express slot that works great! ($50 used);
AMD Athlon X2 (dual core) BE2400 processor, with a 3k rpm fan ($40 used);
2Gb of RAM (UMAX, DDR2, Pulsar) ($19 used);
2, 250Gb internal SATA disc drives (total $40 used);
All new cables ($3 new);
and I already had the ASUS Extreme AX300SE-X/TD Video Card, Radeon X300 SE, PCI-E, 128MB DDR, w/ DVI-D...which is apparently the far low end now according to Mr. Yamaguchi.
Aside from the fact that used hdd are super cheap now, the reason I got 2 of them is because in the last mess the OS I was using locked up and was unreachable. The other OS on the other partition was fine. But who wants to trust a 320Gb drive that claims it is now only 127Gb? So, from now on, I have XP on one hard drive, and Ubuntu Linux on its own hard drive.
This project cost me $160, but then...I now have a PC that is double my old one in almost every component, so I think that this was a good price. Plus, I got edumacated.

Challenging was holding the tiny power switch connectors in my fingers. About 1/4 the size of the butt-connectors used in old motorcycles. The first 2 motherboards had manuals, but the 3rd did NOT so in a way, it was good (?) that I had 2 educational test tries before trying to figure out how to hook up the USB connectors, power switch, speaker/horn and audio huh? Especially since there was no writing on the motherboard itself for anything but the power switch.
And did you ever think that the little metal plate on the back of your case would need to be changed with another motherboard? I did that 3 times too! But even stranger is the goop that needs to be put on the top of the CPU before putting the fan on top of it. There cannot be any air that gets between the CPU and the fan or it will heat up and we will all die.


